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As a newly liberated ex-bar tender, I really feel it is my duty to… - Lathrodarknes

May. 1st, 2011

11:14 pm

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Date:May 2nd, 2011 06:42 pm (UTC)
This should be on the wall in bars worldwide. Things are slightly different over here, but most of it does apply here too.

For the places I have worked in I would add -

The televisions are for everyone. There are a finite number of screens in this establishment. While we do strive to put on sporting events to please as many people as possible we can't show every match/race/event.

Pool and darts are just games. Fighting about outcomes/supposed cheating or throwing your kit around in anger/hitting yourself after having played poorly is going to make you feel rather silly and possibly without opponents in the morning.

If you ask the bartender out and they say 'no' asking: "why not?"/telling them they are "ugly anyway"/asking whether they are whichever orientation they would need to be to exempt them from fancying your mediocre carcass on that basis/stalking/proclaiming in your best *BUT MUUUUUM* voice that "it's your turn because you liked them first" are all equally bad ideas.

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Date:May 2nd, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
Ugh. Just because you want to fuck everything, it doesn't mean that everything wants to fuck you. I wish people would get that through their heads.
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