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Lathrodarknes
Penguin Dust! I want Penguin Dust!
Created on 2004-08-18 04:47:41 (#4231038), last updated 2009-07-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Tommy Snakehips |
|---|---|
| Location: | Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) |
| Website: | http://diaspora.gen.nz/AboutaGirl/Maire.htm |
BioWelcome to the Life and Times of Jiminy Bastard, knowledge junkie and barbitch. Entries will provide you with 95% of your daily snark requirements, however may contain traces of nuts and honesty, and may cause anaphylactic shock in more delicate readers.
My earlier posts that I've made have been friendslocked. Que sera sera.
- I am not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for my actions.
- I am not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post
- Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy and it is wrong to tell the new soldiers that they are.
- The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
(Ganked from 213 Things That Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army. Findable here: http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
"Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs"
-Jodi 27/10/06
Jodi understands me :)
This is just damn funny.
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
As is this:
http://www.matazone.co.uk/menus/mittensmenu.html
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pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005
So, I was all, "O Rly???". And they were all, "Ya rly!", and I was all, "OMGSTFU!". And then the Avatar of the English Language appeared and smote us all.
My earlier posts that I've made have been friendslocked. Que sera sera.
- I am not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for my actions.
- I am not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post
- Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy and it is wrong to tell the new soldiers that they are.
- The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
(Ganked from 213 Things That Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army. Findable here: http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
"Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs"
-Jodi 27/10/06
Jodi understands me :)
This is just damn funny.
http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
As is this:
http://www.matazone.co.uk/menus/mittensmenu.html
pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005So, I was all, "O Rly???". And they were all, "Ya rly!", and I was all, "OMGSTFU!". And then the Avatar of the English Language appeared and smote us all.
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300, 42 below, \m/rawk\m/, a-liciousness, acrobatics, aerials, anthropomorphism, archaeology, arguing, art nouveau, asterix, atomic, audrey tatou, b-grade horror, batman, beer, beethoven, being warm, bellydancing, biochemistry, biting, body painting, books, booze, boys, boys in chaps, boys in leather, boys on leashes, buddy christ, carnies, cats, christopher lee, classics, cocktail making, collars, company of wolves, concerts, cross-dressing, cynicism, da vinci, dancing, darwinism, david bowie, deeta von tees, delicious cloth, dirty disco, dj krush, dog soldiers, drama, drawing, electro, exhibitionism, fencing, franz ferdinand, french, front 242, fur, gary oldman, german, ginger brown, glittergoths, gogo boots, gorgeousness, h.g. wells, h.p. lovecraft, hating dan brown, hellblazer, history, hot water bottles, indiana jones, james bond, james brown, jimmy eat world, johnny depp, kaffe und kuchen, knuckles the nun, korn, latexgoths, lathrodarknes, lawyers and guns, leather, literature, lochinver-by-lairg, manau, mash-ups, massage, massive attack, meme theory, michaelangelo, miscreant, mittens and snowdrop, mixology, mozart, muse, musical-cerebral interactions, nikola tesla, odessa, oi loik traaactorrrs, opinions, pants, peircings, philosophy, photography, placebo, preacher, rammstein, rico suave, run dmc, russian, sarcasm, scars, shiny things, shriekback, sisters of mercy, skippy's list, slade, spikes, starship troopers, stiltwalking, straitjacket ninja, stuff with things, sufism, surgery, tattoos, the cure, the knife, the pixies, the sisters of mercy, tim burton, tom boys, tom waits, too many djs, totally gay for trentemoller, toy love, tricky, trouble, velvetgoths, veterinary nursing, vincent price, waterhouse, werewolf!!, wolves, xerxes the drag queen, yidcore, you are!, your face, your mum
Schools:
Buckland's Beach Primary School - Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1982 - 1985)Trentham School - Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1985 - 1988)
Northland School - Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1987)
Fergusson Intermediate School - Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1989 - 1990)
Upper Hutt College - Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1991 - 1993)
Wellington Girls' College - Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1993 - 1995)
Bay of Plenty Polytechnic - Tauranga, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1998)
Waikato Institute of Technology - Hamilton, Waikato, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1999 - 2000)
Victoria University - Wellington, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (2001 - 2006)
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